I firmly believe that anyone who belligerently complains at length to a cashier at a retail or food place should be whisked away to court, have all their assets seized, and immediately sentenced to work said retail/food service job for a year.
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
This needs to be a Fall Out Boy song or something
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AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.
A king has to know these kinds of things.
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The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself
AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM
HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED
I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.
it literally can not get cuter than this
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